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Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

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The Machine Posters & Prints

Antique Sewing Machines Art Prints Set of 3 by Dan Morris

Antique Sewing Machines Art Prints Set of 3 by Dan Morris

$36.00

My Machine is Calling and I Must Sew - Vintage Sewing Room Decor, Funny Quote Poster, Craft Room Decor, Sewing Gift Quilters, Seamstresses and Sewers, 11x14 Rustic Metal Style Unframed Print Poster

My Machine is Calling and I Must Sew - Vintage Sewing Room Decor, Funny Quote Poster, Craft Room Decor, Sewing Gift Quilters, Seamstresses and Sewers, 11x14 Rustic Metal Style Unframed Print Poster

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Tattoo Machine Set Of 4 Patent Prints - Tattooist Artist Studio Poster Giclee Art Wall Decor Vintage Blueprint Gift - Frame Not Included

Tattoo Machine Set Of 4 Patent Prints - Tattooist Artist Studio Poster Giclee Art Wall Decor Vintage Blueprint Gift - Frame Not Included

$14.00

Enigma Cipher Machine Patent Print Art 1933

Enigma Cipher Machine Patent Print Art 1933

$12.99

Sewing Machine Art Print, Craft Room Wall Decor, Sewing Room Art, Sewing Machine Print, Craft Room Art, Sewing Gift, UNFRAMED, 8x10 inch

Sewing Machine Art Print, Craft Room Wall Decor, Sewing Room Art, Sewing Machine Print, Craft Room Art, Sewing Gift, UNFRAMED, 8x10 inch

$11.12 Free Shipping

Vintage Sewing Machine Patent Prints, 4 (8x10) Unframed Photos, Wall Art Decor Gifts Under 20 for Home Office Salon College Student Teacher School Fashion Design Hobbies Craft Craftsman Dress Tailor

Vintage Sewing Machine Patent Prints, 4 (8x10) Unframed Photos, Wall Art Decor Gifts Under 20 for Home Office Salon College Student Teacher School Fashion Design Hobbies Craft Craftsman Dress Tailor

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Original Flying Machines v2 Patent Prints - Set of Four Photos (8x10) Unframed - Makes a Great Home and Man Cave Decor and Gift Under $20 for Engineers and Pilots

Original Flying Machines v2 Patent Prints - Set of Four Photos (8x10) Unframed - Makes a Great Home and Man Cave Decor and Gift Under $20 for Engineers and Pilots

$11.99

Original Flying Machines Patent Prints - Set of Four Photos (8x10) Unframed - Makes a Great Home or Man Cave Decor and Gift Under $20 for Engineers and Pilots

Original Flying Machines Patent Prints - Set of Four Photos (8x10) Unframed - Makes a Great Home or Man Cave Decor and Gift Under $20 for Engineers and Pilots

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Moonlight Makers Funny Wall Decor With Sayings, I Love You From My Head Tomatoes, Funny Wall Art, Room Decor for Bedroom, Bathroom, Kitchen, Office, Living Room, Apartment, and Dorm Room (8"x10")

Moonlight Makers Funny Wall Decor With Sayings, I Love You From My Head Tomatoes, Funny Wall Art, Room Decor for Bedroom, Bathroom, Kitchen, Office, Living Room, Apartment, and Dorm Room (8"x10")

$15.00

Sewing Patent Poster Set Sewing Room Art Craft Room Decor Sewing Machine Dressform Mannequin Seamstress Wall Decor Sewing Room Artworks Tailors Wall Art Gift For Sewer 8x10 Unframed Print Set

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The Machine T-Shirts

Machine Head Men's Burn My Eyes Back Patch Black

Machine Head Men's Burn My Eyes Back Patch Black

$11.95 - $19.99

Funny Monster Truck

Funny Monster Truck

Skidder Done

Funny Monster Truck

Funny Monster Truck

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Masters Of The Universe Hero Of Eternia Mens Pullover Hoodie Navy Lg

Masters Of The Universe Hero Of Eternia Mens Pullover Hoodie Navy Lg

$45.53 - $45.95

The Black Emperor

The Black Emperor

$0.99

Merch by Amazon T-Shirt Image Prep with GIMP

Merch by Amazon T-Shirt Image Prep with GIMP

$5.49

Internet Law: Cases & Problems

Internet Law: Cases & Problems

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Matching Squad Shirts, Family Vacation Shirts, Couple Magic Kingdom Squad Baseball Shirts

Matching Squad Shirts, Family Vacation Shirts, Couple Magic Kingdom Squad Baseball Shirts

$15.99

T-34/76 & T34/85 in Combat: The Red Army's Legendary Medium Tank (Images of War)

T-34/76 & T34/85 in Combat: The Red Army's Legendary Medium Tank (Images of War)

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The Machine Books

The Machine: A Radical Approach to the Design of the Sales Function

The Machine: A Radical Approach to the Design of the Sales Function

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The Machine: A Hot Team, a Legendary Season, and a Heart-stopping World Series: The Story of the 1975 Cincinnati Reds

The Machine: A Hot Team, a Legendary Season, and a Heart-stopping World Series: The Story of the 1975 Cincinnati Reds

$2.21 - $18.89 Free Shipping

The Ultimate Sales Machine

The Ultimate Sales Machine

$14.89 - $16.95

Machine: A White Space Novel

Machine: A White Space Novel

$9.99

The Anthropocene Reviewed: Essays on a Human-Centered Planet

The Anthropocene Reviewed: Essays on a Human-Centered Planet

$12.52 - $24.95 Free Shipping

The No-Fuss Bread Machine Cookbook: Hands-Off Recipes for Perfect Homemade Bread

The No-Fuss Bread Machine Cookbook: Hands-Off Recipes for Perfect Homemade Bread

$7.00 - $19.48 Free Shipping

Ace the Data Science Interview: 201 Real Interview Questions Asked By FAANG, Tech Startups, & Wall Street

Ace the Data Science Interview: 201 Real Interview Questions Asked By FAANG, Tech Startups, & Wall Street

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Fundamentals of Data Engineering: Plan and Build Robust Data Systems

Fundamentals of Data Engineering: Plan and Build Robust Data Systems

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Simple Machines (Let's-Read-and-Find-Out Science 2)

Simple Machines (Let's-Read-and-Find-Out Science 2)

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Essential Math for Data Science: Take Control of Your Data with Fundamental Linear Algebra, Probability, and Statistics

Essential Math for Data Science: Take Control of Your Data with Fundamental Linear Algebra, Probability, and Statistics

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Antique Sewing Machines Art Prints Set of 3 by Dan Morris

Brand: Dan Morris

$36.00

My Machine is Calling and I Must Sew - Vintage Sewing Room Decor, Funny Quote Poster, Craft Room Decor, Sewing Gift Quilters, Seamstresses and Sewers, 11x14 Rustic Metal Style Unframed Print Poster

Brand: Lone Star Art Store

$10.99 Free Shipping

UNFRAMED PRINT - I have to put this in for the people that don't read the words Unframed Print in the title. Of course if they didn't read the title or the words on the pictures they probably won't read this LOL. We tried. It's a print. It's not printed on the wood, stone, slate, matboard, or any other kind of substrate. It's not a thick sign, it's a print. It's not framed. That's why every picture says "Frame not Include". If you did read this far, Thank You
MAKES A GREAT GIFT - My huge portfolio makes it easy to find the perfect gift for the people you care about. Friends love to get them for Birthdays, Christmas, Hanukkah, weddings, anniversaries, retirement, graduation, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, or housewarming. Makes a great gift for your friends, husband, wife, son daughter mom, dad, co-workers, grandfather, grandmother, aunt uncle, cousin, spouse, or boss
PERFECT FOR ANY ROOM - They look great in living rooms, dens, bedrooms, kitchens, entries, dining rooms, bathrooms, offices, man-caves, she sheds, home bars, game rooms, dorms or garages
READY TO FRAME - You get one 11" x 14" print. 11" x 14" frames are super easy to buy here on Amazon or at any department or craft store. Choose the frames that work with your decor and the print!
PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA - All of my designs are printed here in the good old USA and packages at our studio in Tomball, TX by a hard-working group of employees that still care about producing quality products. LOVE IT OR SEND IT BACK - It's pretty simple, love it or we'll gladly take it back. That's it!

Tattoo Machine Set Of 4 Patent Prints - Tattooist Artist Studio Poster Giclee Art Wall Decor Vintage Blueprint Gift - Frame Not Included

Brand: MagicPosters

$14.00

Enigma Cipher Machine Patent Print Art 1933

Brand: Generic

$12.99

Sewing Machine Art Print, Craft Room Wall Decor, Sewing Room Art, Sewing Machine Print, Craft Room Art, Sewing Gift, UNFRAMED, 8x10 inch

Brand: YYDESN

$11.12 Free Shipping

Vintage Sewing Machine Patent Prints, 4 (8x10) Unframed Photos, Wall Art Decor Gifts Under 20 for Home Office Salon College Student Teacher School Fashion Design Hobbies Craft Craftsman Dress Tailor

Brand: STARS BY NATURE

$17.99 Free Shipping

Unframed 4 (8x10) prints
Printed on Fujicolor Crystal Archive paper
Design patent inspired artwork
Home Office Game room décor
Gift for all occasions

Original Flying Machines v2 Patent Prints - Set of Four Photos (8x10) Unframed - Makes a Great Home and Man Cave Decor and Gift Under $20 for Engineers and Pilots

Brand: Lone Star Art Store

$11.99

UNFRAMED PRINT - I have to put this in for the people that don't read the words Unframed Print in the title. Of course if they didn't read the title or the words on the pictures they probably won't read this LOL. We tried. It's a print. It's not printed on the wood, stone, slate, matboard, or any other kind of substrate. It's not a thick sign, it's a print. It's not framed. That's why every picture says "Frame not Included". If you did read this far, Thank You
MAKES A GREAT GIFT - My huge portfolio makes it easy to find the perfect gift for the people you care about. Friends love to get them for Birthdays, Christmas, Hanukkah, weddings, anniversaries, retirement, graduation, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day or house warming. Makes a great gift for your friends, husband, wife, son daughter mom, dad, co-workers, grandfather, grandmother, aunt uncle, cousin, spouse, or boss
READY TO FRAME - You get four 8" x 10" prints. 10" x 10" frames are super easy to buy here on Amazon or at any department or craft store. Choose the frames that work with your decor and the print!
PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA - All of my designs are printed here in the good-old USA and packaged at our studio in Tomball, TX by a hard-working group of employees that still care about producing quality products.
LOVE IT OR SEND IT BACK - It's pretty simple, love it or we'll gladly take it back. That's it!

Original Flying Machines Patent Prints - Set of Four Photos (8x10) Unframed - Makes a Great Home or Man Cave Decor and Gift Under $20 for Engineers and Pilots

Brand: Lone Star Art Store

$11.99 Free Shipping

UNFRAMED PRINT - I have to put this in for the people that don't read the words Unframed Print in the title. Of course if they didn't read the title or the words on the pictures they probably won't read this LOL. We tried. It's a print. It's not printed on the wood, stone, slate, matboard, or any other kind of substrate. It's not a thick sign, it's a print. It's not framed. That's why every picture says "Frame not Included". If you did read this far, Thank You
MAKES A GREAT GIFT - My huge portfolio makes it easy to find the perfect gift for the people you care about. Friends love to get them for Birthdays, Christmas, Hanukkah, weddings, anniversaries, retirement, graduation, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Valentine's Day or house warming. Makes a great gift for your friends, husband, wife, son daughter mom, dad, co-workers, grandfather, grandmother, aunt uncle, cousin, spouse, or boss
READY TO FRAME - You get four 8" x 10" prints. 10" x 10" frames are super easy to buy here on Amazon or at any department or craft store. Choose the frames that work with your decor and the print!
PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA - All of my designs are printed here in the good-old USA and packaged at our studio in Tomball, TX by a hard-working group of employees that still care about producing quality products.
LOVE IT OR SEND IT BACK - It's pretty simple, love it or we'll gladly take it back. That's it!

Moonlight Makers Funny Wall Decor With Sayings, I Love You From My Head Tomatoes, Funny Wall Art, Room Decor for Bedroom, Bathroom, Kitchen, Office, Living Room, Apartment, and Dorm Room (8"x10")

Brand: Moonlight Makers

$15.00

Add a pop of color to your walls with this hand-illustrated 8x10 print.
These are printed in North Carolina on sustainably sourced, archival quality paper.
This is a Moonlight Makers original, designed and screen-printed by artists in Asheville, NC.
The prints measure 8 inches wide by 10 inches tall (portrait). Mailed flat with cardboard backing in a protective plastic sleeve. Frame not included.
Average time between placing your order and us shipping it out: 1 business day! If you would like to become a Moonlight Makers retailer, please contact us :)

Sewing Patent Poster Set Sewing Room Art Craft Room Decor Sewing Machine Dressform Mannequin Seamstress Wall Decor Sewing Room Artworks Tailors Wall Art Gift For Sewer 8x10 Unframed Print Set

Brand: Generic

$24.12 Free Shipping

Unique Sewing Room Decor

Machine Head Men's Burn My Eyes Back Patch Black

Brand: Machine Head

$11.95 - $19.99

Licensed Music Back Patch
Brand New Never Been Worn Merchandise
High Quality Manufactured Patch

Funny Monster Truck

Skidder Done

Funny Monster Truck

$0.99

Masters Of The Universe Hero Of Eternia Mens Pullover Hoodie Navy Lg

Brand: Trevco

$45.53 - $45.95

75% Cotton and 25% Polyester
High quality
Pre shrunk
Machine washable hoodieSpecifications
Color: Navy

The Black Emperor

$0.99

Merch by Amazon T-Shirt Image Prep with GIMP

$5.49

Internet Law: Cases & Problems

$56.78 - $100.29 Free Shipping

Matching Squad Shirts, Family Vacation Shirts, Couple Magic Kingdom Squad Baseball Shirts

Brand: Generic

$15.99

Handmade in USA
Machine Wash. Easy to wash and retains its integrity
Vibrant colors and lasting durability
Easy to customize

T-34/76 & T34/85 in Combat: The Red Army's Legendary Medium Tank (Images of War)

Brand: Pen and Sword Military

$7.75 - $18.88 Free Shipping

The Machine: A Radical Approach to the Design of the Sales Function

Brand: Independently Published

$11.90 - $23.67 Free Shipping

The Machine: A Hot Team, a Legendary Season, and a Heart-stopping World Series: The Story of the 1975 Cincinnati Reds

Brand: William Morrow & Company

$2.21 - $18.89 Free Shipping

The Ultimate Sales Machine

Brand: Audible

$14.89 - $16.95

Machine: A White Space Novel

$9.99

The Anthropocene Reviewed: Essays on a Human-Centered Planet

$12.52 - $24.95 Free Shipping

The No-Fuss Bread Machine Cookbook: Hands-Off Recipes for Perfect Homemade Bread

Brand: Rockridge Press

$7.00 - $19.48 Free Shipping

Ace the Data Science Interview: 201 Real Interview Questions Asked By FAANG, Tech Startups, & Wall Street

$35.23 Free Shipping

Fundamentals of Data Engineering: Plan and Build Robust Data Systems

$34.72 - $99.99 Free Shipping

Simple Machines (Let's-Read-and-Find-Out Science 2)

Brand: Harpercollins

$2.79 - $14.61 Free Shipping

Essential Math for Data Science: Take Control of Your Data with Fundamental Linear Algebra, Probability, and Statistics

$29.21 - $61.34 Free Shipping